songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

(Source: darrynek)

May 22 2013 89,383 notes

addicted-to-your-face:

askgeorgebush:

a-real-spooky-shark:

spookaddict:

boobblegumbutts:

THAT WASN’T COOL TUMBLR

everyone stop posting

this is the audio post to rule them all

ITS PERFECTLY IN SYNCH TOO

im overwhelmed

I can’t handle this.

Oh my god haha

(Source: bubblegumsbutts)

May 22 2013 191,302 notes

me:
ew the ice cream is melting
my friend:
quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold

May 21 2013 103,872 notes

mcfisting:

hiddenhikari:

joechacho:

expressiontime:

well thanks now Im cryin

this just made me kinda emotional i has a sad now

who the fuck said any of this was ever okay at any point in time fuckING EVER!?

k

i never said it was okay to break my fucking heart??!!?

(Source: anonsmoky)

May 21 2013 75,636 notes

“Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their opinions on women’s appearance matter a lot. Not all men buy into this, of course, but many do. Some seem incapable of entertaining the notion that not everything women do with their appearance is for men to look at. This is why men’s response to women discussing stifling beauty norms is so often something like “But I actually like small boobs!” and “But I actually like my women on the heavier side, if you know what I mean!” They don’t realize that their individual opinion on women’s appearance doesn’t matter in this context, and that while it might be reassuring for some women to know that there are indeed men who find them fuckable, that’s not the point of the discussion.

Women, too, have been socialized to believe that the ultimate arbiters of their appearance are men, that anything they do with their appearance is or should be “for men.” That’s why women’s magazines trip over themselves to offer up advice on “what he wants to see you wearing” and “what men think of these current fashion trends” and “wow him with these new hairstyles.” While women can and do judge each other’s appearance harshly, many of us grew up being told by mothers, sisters, and female strangers that we’ll never “get a man” or “keep a man” unless we do X or lose some fat from Y, unless we moisturize//trim/shave/push up/hide/show/”flatter”/paint/dye/exfoliate/pierce/surgically alter this or that.

That’s also why when a woman wears revealing clothes, it’s okay, in our society, to assume that she’s “looking for attention” or that she’s a slut and wants to sleep with a bunch of guys. Because why else would a woman wear revealing clothes if not for the benefit of men and to communicate her sexual availability to them, right? It can’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that it’s hot out or it’s more comfortable or she likes how she looks in it or everything else is in the laundry or she wants to get a tan or maybe she likes women and wants attention from them, not from men?

The result of all this is that many men, even kind and well-meaning men, believe, however subconsciously, that women’s bodies are for them. They are for them to look at, for them to pass judgment on, for them to bless with a compliment if they deign to do so. They are not for women to enjoy, take pride in, love, accept, explore, show off, or hide as they please. They are for men and their pleasure.”

— Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)

May 21 2013 42,225 notes

Woah bitch the fuck was that for

Woah bitch the fuck was that for

May 21 2013 83,629 notes

May 20 2013 488,330 notes

1997 MTV Video Music Awards

May 20 2013 83,514 notes

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May 20 2013 1,238 notes

silver-tonguedliar:

this is literally the best gif on the internet

silver-tonguedliar:

this is literally the best gif on the internet

(Source: arthola)

May 20 2013 108,393 notes

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