justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
arachnids8rip: fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick and the award for unexpected turns goes to
lea-michele: whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
c0lorada: for-hyrul3: m-azing: girljanitor: defira85: ouyangdan: sanityscraps: imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist but if a man plays video games then he should just expect to get messages asking him to show pics of his dick. Everyone knows video games are for women. Perfection. Show us your junk or fucking get back outside and finish mowing the lawn, who even let...
Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my...
lulz-time: ishipitlikeups: Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. Pics or it didn’t happen His name is T.I. He brought me flowers. Obligatory outdoor photos. Here I am, introducing him to friends. A close-up shot of his dashing visage. My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk. X
traceexcalibur: a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii”
best-of-funny: forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards X
How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.